Why I Think My Son Was Born Into a Gang

Top Ten

10. He likes fast cars.
9. Has been in possession of stolen property--Christian, you will never see your matchbox cars again, I am sorry to inform you.
8. Talks in code words--see previous post(s).
7. Hangs around with mysterious characters he simply refers to Lovey, Crazy Dog, CP & Steve.
6. He makes phone calls to numbers I do not recognize.
5. Tags my property with cryptic messages--big thanks to those of you who have provided us a plethora of sidewalk chalk.
4. He doesn't have a "real" job-- but claims he works at RCCC.
3. He is "wanted" in 3 states (at least)--NC, CO, and CA.
2. He packs heat--actually just foam swords and dart guns.
1. He insists on being "el jefe."